Congratulations Dumbass.
You've Been Invited To Join The Stupid Club!
(You didn’t ask to join, but here you are.)
You’ve been officially inducted into The Stupid Club, an organization dedicated to recognizing exceptional lapses in judgment. Membership is automatic, free, and—for better or worse—permanent.
Our club is home to those who:
✔️ Argue with self-checkout machines
✔️ Pull doors labeled “PUSH” (several times)
✔️ Google “Google”
✔️ Spend 30 minutes looking for their phone… while on a call
If any of these sound familiar, don’t worry—you’re among friends (or at least, fellow idiots).
🧠 No thinking required. No meetings, no dues—just a lifetime supply of regret.
🤔 Want to nominate a new member? Send them this page. They’ll probably ask, “What’s this?” before realizing they belong.
😆 Welcome aboard! Try not to trip on your way in.
FAQs For Stupid People
Got Questions? Find all your silly queries answered right here!
Why was I sent this?
Because you're stupid.
What is The Stupid Club?
The Stupid Club is an exclusive, highly selective organization for individuals who have demonstrated outstanding levels of stupidity. Membership is completely free because, let’s be honest, you’d probably forget to pay dues anyway.
How can I become a member of The Stupid Club
You're already one!
What's expected from me as a member?
Absolutely nothing! We lost expectations for you a long time ago.
How do I know if I qualify?
If you received this link, congratulations! You’re already in.
What are the benefits of membership?
Members receive:
• Lifetime access to their own bad decisions.
• Unlimited opportunities to embarrass themselves.
• A constant reminder that common sense is not so common.
Can I be removed from The Stupid Club?
Nope. There’s no exit strategy—once you’re in, you’re in. Much like a bad tattoo, this membership is permanent.
Can I nominate someone for The Stupid Club?
Yes! You and all your friends. :)